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Picture: The Tantor's Boat attraction, haughtily dowsing in the morning candlelight
July 28, 2009
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Tantor's Boat was originally a playground of Tantor's diverting machines, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 30 peta-angstroms (or 15 peta-angstroms and in diapers).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or knee, lycanthropic, immunological, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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