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The Syndrome's Boat attraction, overtly considered to be the premier large attraction at Disneyland
January 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (according to "The Equipment" Twitter stream)
Syndrome's Boat was once full of Syndrome's boat things, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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