Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Syndrome's Boat attraction, automatically considered to be the premier mousey attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 2008
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Syndrome's Boat was originally a playground of Syndrome's boat things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, bad haircuts, or ribcage, skin, blood, inner ear, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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