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The Suzanna's Boat attraction at dusk
December 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Suzanna's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Suzanna's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Operator must be at least 75" (on your birthday) tall.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 37 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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