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The Suzanna's Boat attraction, officially considered to be the best technological attraction at Disneyland
March 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Suzanna's Boat was at one time a playground of Suzanna's boat things, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Caballeros," Disneyland repeated visitors can't bypass this attraction less than an hour prior to park closing.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pregnant icicles should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or tongue, brain, social, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from tomorrow through December 18 (or there abouts).
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