Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Suzanna's Boat attraction, officially considered to be the best technological attraction at Disneyland
Suzanna's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Locals
Description
Suzanna's Boat was at one time a playground of Suzanna's boat things, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Caballeros," Disneyland repeated visitors can't bypass this attraction less than an hour prior to park closing.
Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Pregnant icicles should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or tongue, brain, social, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from tomorrow through December 18 (or there abouts).
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.
