Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Suzanna's Boat attraction, roundly considered to be the best dry attraction at Disneyland
September 5, 1981
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Suzanna's Boat was designed to be stocked with Suzanna's play equipment, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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