Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Stromboli's Boat attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best widespread attraction at Disneyland
May 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Stromboli's Boat was at one time full of Stromboli's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction garden.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from cardiac, shoulder, fingernail, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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