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The Stinky Pete's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Stinky Pete's Boat
August 13, 2007
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Stinky Pete's Boat was at one time stocked with Stinky Pete's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Stinky Pete.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or clothing or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Managers maintain a secret journal in which is written the backstory of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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