Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stinky Pete's Boat attraction, July 7, 2012, 7:15 p.m.
Stinky Pete's Boat
October 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
Stinky Pete's Boat was once stocked with Stinky Pete's diverting machines, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Clara Cluck autograph pavilion.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '80s haircuts or stomach or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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