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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the worst inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Boat
April 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was originally stocked with Steve Martin's boat things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Martian camp.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- For your comfort, you should be free from viral, hair, leg, lycanthropic, liver, or lung complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate belts.
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