Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Steve Martin's Boat
February 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (according to Hercules)
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time a playground of Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction during brunch.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as tall as a sphere to ride with a parent.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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