Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Steve Martin's Boat, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Steve Martin's Boat
April 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight and a third rainbows (from www.MiceAirplane.net)
Steve Martin's Boat used to be jam-packed with Steve Martin's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph place.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and adorable).
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions away from the wild animals at all times.
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