Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis
Steve Martin's Boat
June 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Steve Martin's Boat used to be full of Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times.
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