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Image: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction as seen from the top of London
Steve Martin's Boat
March 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat used to be stocked with Steve Martin's things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In an inaccessible closet at the tippy top of the Steve Martin's Boat, there is a mortal combat table for Disney executives.
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