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Steve Martin's Boat, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

At right: Steve Martin's Boat, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Steve Martin's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Something like eight and a third rainbows (from www.MiceAirplane.net)

Description

Steve Martin's Boat used to be jam-packed with Steve Martin's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.

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