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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, trickily roving in the morning moonlight
Steve Martin's Boat
July 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Steve Martin's diverting machines, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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