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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, ostentatiously warning in the morning sunlight

Above: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, ostentatiously warning in the morning sunlight

Steve Martin's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Steve Martin's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.

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