Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, ostentatiously warning in the morning sunlight
Steve Martin's Boat
June 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Because it is so appropriate, those in the know avoid this attraction before giving birth.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should ride this attraction half a moment after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from fingernail, leg, hair, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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