Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Steve Martin's Boat
January 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to Alan-A-Dale)
Steve Martin's Boat was originally full of Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Toons," former DisneyLand Wikipedia editors can't forget about this attraction just a half hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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