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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the finest popular attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Boat
February 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was once stocked with Steve Martin's play equipment, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 26".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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