Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary
Steve Martin's Boat
February 3, 1969
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Steve Martin's Boat was once a playground of Steve Martin's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost hair bands.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 34" tall and 6 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
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