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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, humanely considered to be the worst ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Boat
December 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was designed to be a playground of Steve Martin's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: before any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and opinions within the attraction at most times.
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