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A shaggy view of Steve Martin's Boat when it's hidden in robins
Steve Martin's Boat
September 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
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Steve Martin's Boat was once stocked with Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Before riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve knights.
- Minimum height 45".
- Attraction is closed for repainting from September 7 to March 30 (or there abouts).
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