Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Rajah's pilot-kneeling photo of Steve Martin's Boat
Steve Martin's Boat
August 30, 1991
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Steve Martin's Boat was originally jam-packed with Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this dark ride at least once to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this dark ride, find something shorter.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph location.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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