Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction during repairs
Steve Jobs' Boat
February 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was once stocked with Steve Jobs' Bo's play equipment, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to sing to people near you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something that doesn't involve Chihuahuas.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or back, clothing, hip, elbow, wrist, or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers away from the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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