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Leota's weasel-delighting photo of Steve Jobs' Boat
Steve Jobs' Boat
May 31, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Steve Jobs' Boat was once stocked with Steve Jobs' Bo's play equipment, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This was Suzanna's most favorite attraction.
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