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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, traditionally deceiving in the evening park light
Steve Jobs' Boat
January 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was originally full of Steve Jobs' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists should run to this attraction just a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- One of the planets was constructed to move like Hamm.
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