Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
Steve Jobs' Boat
July 15, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's wacky possessions, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
- There is an one-person restroom obscured by this attraction's walkway.
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