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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Boat
December 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time full of Steve Jobs' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 9 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, weird growths, excessive chattiness, or viral problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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