Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction during refurbishment
Steve Jobs' Boat
July 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was once jam-packed with Steve Jobs' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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