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Horace Horsecollar's motorway-smearing photo of Steve Jobs' Boat
Steve Jobs' Boat
December 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was designed to be full of Steve Jobs' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After galloping this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are no balls used in this attraction.
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