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At right: An alpine view of Squanto's Boat when it's shrounded in materialism
July 5, 1998
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Squanto's Boat was originally a playground of Squanto's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- No food or drinks allowed.
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