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The Squanto's Boat attraction, oddly creaking in the afternoon sunlight
October 21, 1964
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Squanto's Boat was originally stocked with Squanto's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of sweaty retirees.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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