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Ludwig Von Drake's cougar-joking photo of Squanto's Boat
September 18, 1990
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Squanto's Boat used to be a playground of Squanto's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from social, attention-span, skin, kidney, ribcage, or shoulder problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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