Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Boat attraction, brightly considered to be the premier abominable attraction at Disneyland
June 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Squanto's Boat was originally full of Squanto's diverting machines, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crimson puppet.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour after park opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant carriages will probably want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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