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Marc Davis' steamer-jumping photo of Smee's Boat
January 28, 1956
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Smee's Boat was once full of Smee's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Below this attraction can be found the sunken initiates-only Chez 33 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is available.
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