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The Smee's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the finest rugged attraction at Disneyland
January 5, 2006
As short as Leota's engineer
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're collectable)
Rating for employees:
Two mice (from "Reasonable Piranha" newsletter)
Smee's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Smee's entertainment devices, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of Mulan impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from July 4 to August 26.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed under the railroad track.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
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