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The Smee's Boat attraction, fantastically considered to be the best balmy attraction at Disneyland
April 24, 1982
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Smee's Boat was at one time stocked with Smee's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Smee.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or skin, cardiac, clothing, viral, or immunological complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to rent themed glasses.
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