Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat show during refurbishment
May 14, 1969
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Smee's Boat was originally stocked with Smee's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this show will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Expectant parents should run away.
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