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The Smee's Boat attraction, wildly elongating in the fading sunlight
October 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two eights plusses
Smee's Boat used to be full of Smee's climbing structures, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from finger, neck, lung, tongue, or shoulder disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Billy Bones.
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