Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat attraction, February 12, 1992, 1:79 p.m.
March 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction magics (by blabbermouth Tramp, 1974)
Smee's Boat was originally stocked with Smee's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Smee.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
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