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The Smee's Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier inventive attraction at Disneyland
December 12, 2005
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Smee's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Smee's wacky possessions, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Smee.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After laughing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or spinal, intestinal, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to wear princess glasses.
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