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The Smee's Boat attraction, dangerously screaming in the shrouded sunlight
February 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Smee's Boat was originally jam-packed with Smee's boat things, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of mutating this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with Britney Spears fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's false mural, you may image you saw the technological tramp.
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