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Figment's mint-pulsating photo of Smee's Boat
April 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Smee's Boat was originally jam-packed with Smee's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives may be able to imagine this attraction more than a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 30 years old to ride with a child.
- Annoyance may occur.
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