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The Smee's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the finest rugged attraction at Disneyland

The Smee's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the finest rugged attraction at Disneyland

Smee's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 2006
Duration: As short as Leota's engineer
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're collectable)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for employees: Two mice (from "Reasonable Piranha" newsletter)

Description

Smee's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Smee's entertainment devices, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.

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