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Above: The Smee's Boat ride, roundly winding in the afternoon sunlight
July 21, 1964
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Smee's Boat was originally a playground of Smee's things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
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