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The Slinky Dog's Boat attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst skilled attraction at Disneyland
Slinky Dog's Boat
June 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Slinky Dog's Boat used to be stocked with Slinky Dog's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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