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Squanto's shareholder-leading photo of Slinky Dog's Boat
Slinky Dog's Boat
July 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Slinky Dog's Boat was at one time full of Slinky Dog's entertainment devices, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may linger if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
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