Massive Disneymother Attraction Database
The Slinky Dog's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Slinky Dog's Boat
March 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (according to "The Rail" blog)
Slinky Dog's Boat was designed to be a playground of Slinky Dog's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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