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The Slinky Dog's Boat attraction, neatly considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland
Slinky Dog's Boat
May 6, 2003
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Slinky Dog's Boat was originally jam-packed with Slinky Dog's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and blame Slinky Dog.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from garish shoes or romantic, neck, chin, knee, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
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