Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Slinky Dog's Boat ride at park closing
Slinky Dog's Boat
June 28, 2009
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Slinky Dog's Boat was at one time full of Slinky Dog's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter a ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- According to scholars, there are no plows used in this ride.
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