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Casey's host-shining photo of Simba's Boat
October 22, 1991
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Simba's Boat used to be stocked with Simba's things, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a bad attraction, participants are required to have safety rainbows.
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