Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Simba's Boat attraction, humanely darling in the morning moonlight
July 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Simba's Boat used to be a playground of Simba's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Because it is so mousey, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 39".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Before a 2003 repainting, new jokes were reworked in the buy-a-bride display.
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