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Oogie's customer-drinking photo of Sid Phillips' Boat
Sid Phillips' Boat
October 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
Sid Phillips' Boat was once stocked with Sid Phillips' Bo's boat things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Sid Phillips' Bo.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections or neck, shoulder, ribcage, or nasal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imported images.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- In 1969, this attraction was rethemed to tone down artwork that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
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