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The Sid Phillips' Boat attraction, terminally considered to be the premier colloquial attraction at Eisnerland

The Sid Phillips' Boat attraction, terminally considered to be the premier colloquial attraction at Eisnerland

Sid Phillips' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1967
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Three mice

Description

Sid Phillips' Boat used to be stocked with Sid Phillips' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Sid Phillips' Bo.

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