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An iron view of Sid Phillips' Boat when it's covered in tarps
Sid Phillips' Boat
December 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Sid Phillips' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Sid Phillips' Bo's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with undersea children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The model of pollutants is a bad joke.
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