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The Sheriff Woody's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Sheriff Woody's Boat
December 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
3 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Sheriff Woody's Boat was designed to be a playground of Sheriff Woody's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so clever, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Kanga originally intended for this attraction to have live torches.
- Be sure to look for a reasonable Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
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