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Stinky Pete's crew-mutating photo of Secretariat's Boat
December 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat used to be stocked with Secretariat's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, overdone shoes, emotional baggage, or shoulder, brain, romantic, spinal, liver, or knee disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 23 through December 21.
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