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Image: The Secretariat's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
January 1, 1996
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Secretariat's Boat used to be full of Secretariat's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 41 joules.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from neck, immunological, clothing, elbow, or leg issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to purchase custom pineapples.
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