Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Secretariat's Boat, a favorite attraction of Underdog
December 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Secretariat's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 18".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to purchase safety harnesses.
- On its second month after the park opened, the Secretariat's Boat essentially sank.
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