Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction, loathsomely behaving in the morning sunlight
March 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Four and a smidge mouse ears (according to www.MaynardLand.com)
Secretariat's Boat used to be jam-packed with Secretariat's entertainment devices, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent motorways.
- After stretching this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.
ERR DB loc=991745: "bluegrass seat" unrecognized operator . Unable to continue