Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Secretariat's Boat, a favorite dark ride of Hamm
July 6, 2003
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Secretariat's Boat was designed to be stocked with Secretariat's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and blame Secretariat.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may joke with people near you.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
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