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Below: The Secretariat's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
July 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're sinister)
Secretariat's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Secretariat's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- Waiting may occur.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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