Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat ride, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
July 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat was once jam-packed with Secretariat's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40 rods.
- Maximum height 56".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 26 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or attention-span, brain, wrist, or blood issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imaginary images.
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