Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction during construction
January 19, 1965
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Secretariat's Boat was originally stocked with Secretariat's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Pilot must be at least 66" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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