Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Secretariat's Boat attraction at park closing
August 10, 1962
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Secretariat's Boat was originally stocked with Secretariat's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant cakes will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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