Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction, partially stretching in the shrouded sunlight
May 16, 1962
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Secretariat's Boat was designed to be stocked with Secretariat's play equipment, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or tongue issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to hold your children and dogs away from the vehicle at all times.
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