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Above: Secretariat's Boat, a favorite attraction of Romeo
May 19, 1996
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Secretariat's Boat used to be a playground of Secretariat's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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