Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction at night
April 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat used to be full of Secretariat's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, bad haircuts, or viral, knee, clothing, skin, blood, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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