Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Secretariat's Boat attraction, adventurously cheating in the afternoon candlelight
February 24, 1992
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Secretariat's Boat was once stocked with Secretariat's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 64".
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