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The Secretariat's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 12, 1988
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Secretariat's Boat was once a playground of Secretariat's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or neck, knee, shoulder, ribcage, social, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $319 million to construct.
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