Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, lispingly considered to be the best inventive attraction at Disneyland
May 2, 1976
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Schweitzer's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Schweitzer's boat things, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Schweitzer.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After daring this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent Tom Sawyer interaction area.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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