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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, yearly considered to be the worst universal attraction at Disneyland
November 26, 1984
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Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be a playground of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- In 1997, this attraction was renovated to remove characters that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
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