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Schweitzer's Boat, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell

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Schweitzer's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2002
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Targeted at: Time-wasting veterans

Description

Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be a playground of Schweitzer's play equipment, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.

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