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Schweitzer's Boat, a favorite dark ride of Figment
August 1, 1998
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Schweitzer's Boat was originally full of Schweitzer's wacky possessions, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: before winter, this dark ride will be crammed full of Stinky Pete impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Operator must be at least 49" tall.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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