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Schweitzer's Boat, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie
November 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero toons (according to "The Pen" magazine)
Schweitzer's Boat was originally jam-packed with Schweitzer's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and zoom.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or lycanthropic, bowel, wrist, or chin disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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