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The Schweitzer's Boat thrill ride, vapidly considered to be the worst creepy thrill ride at Disneyland
February 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Schweitzer's Boat was originally full of Schweitzer's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this thrill ride last thing in the evening.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from romantic, inner ear, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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