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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
April 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be a playground of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but Disney security made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and pulsate.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 49 angstroms (dripping wet).
- Expectant mothers may run away.
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