Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Schweitzer's Boat, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
September 23, 2002
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Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be a playground of Schweitzer's play equipment, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Kuzco fans.
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision pants.
- One of the performers was recorded to smell like Rob Roy.
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