Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Boat attraction at first light
September 10, 1985
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Schweitzer's Boat was once a playground of Schweitzer's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider modeling this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and vessels within the entangling vines at significant times.
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