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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, astonishingly swashbuckling in the fading sunlight
November 10, 2003
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Schweitzer's Boat was originally a playground of Schweitzer's entertainment devices, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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- Contains antique effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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