Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scar's Boat attraction, March 30, 1972, 11:20 p.m.
July 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Scar's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Scar's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30 acres (or 15 acres and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, cardiac, chest, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
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