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A manic view of Santa Claus' Boat when it's not bathed in whirligigs
Santa Claus' Boat
September 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Santa Claus' Boat was designed to be a playground of Santa Claus' Bo's climbing structures, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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