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Above: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, quickly walking in the evening park light
Samuel Clemens' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1964
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Drunks
Description
Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's boat things, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
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