Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Samuel Clemens' Boat
March 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time full of Samuel Clemens' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 62".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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