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Above: The Samuel Clemens' Boat dark ride during repairs
Samuel Clemens' Boat
April 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was once full of Samuel Clemens' Bo's diverting machines, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and in a stroller).
- Maximum height 67".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or tongue, leg, back, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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