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Below: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, positively bouncing in the fading candlelight
Samuel Clemens' Boat
February 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for adults:
An average of four plusses
Samuel Clemens' Boat used to be full of Samuel Clemens' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at most times.
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