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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction during refurbishment
Samuel Clemens' Boat
November 15, 2006
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Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time stocked with Samuel Clemens' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a real fresco.
- During selected "Magic Nights," high-rolling Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to ride this attraction more than a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 30 volts.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 7 through October 21.
- Mary Poppins had a massive suite planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
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