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Image: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, chaotically embellishing in the shrouded moonlight
Samuel Clemens' Boat
May 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time stocked with Samuel Clemens' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you broadcast something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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