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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary

Above: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary

Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1988
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time full of Samuel Clemens' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.

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