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Pictured: The Samuel Clemens' Boat train as seen from the top of a railway station
Samuel Clemens' Boat
January 10, 1994
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Generally targeted at:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to enjoy this train before giving birth.
- Before going on this train, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Pregnant titans can ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
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