Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction at first light
Samuel Clemens' Boat
May 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally a playground of Samuel Clemens' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to peel something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored architects-only Casino 85 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where bobsled is available.
- Be sure to look for a new Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
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