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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction during repairs
Samuel Clemens' Boat
September 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat used to be a playground of Samuel Clemens' Bo's climbing structures, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety harnesses.
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