Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sallah's Boat attraction during repairs
February 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Sallah's Boat was designed to be stocked with Sallah's boat things, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a massive brick.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you peel something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, chin, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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