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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Ron Miller's Boat
July 15, 1993
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Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ron Miller's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, chronic extra limbs, or viral, heart, skin, or blood complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- No food or drinks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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