Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction at midday
Ron Miller's Boat
July 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ron Miller's boat things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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