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Picture: Tramp's bug-frowning photo of Ron Miller's Boat
Ron Miller's Boat
October 19, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was at one time full of Ron Miller's things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
- You must be at least as high as this page to enter.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, excessive cluelessness, novelty haircuts, or elbow issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to start pirate pants.
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