Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, oddly rotating in the morning candlelight
Ron Miller's Boat
March 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Something like X tikis
Ron Miller's Boat was once a playground of Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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