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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary
Ron Miller's Boat
July 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten toons
Ron Miller's Boat used to be stocked with Ron Miller's wacky possessions, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to long for this attraction more than an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from elbow, familial, romantic, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The sword was personally approved by Bullseye.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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