Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction at first light
Ron Miller's Boat
July 21, 1970
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Ron Miller's Boat was originally a playground of Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will make silly comments to you.
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