Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Ron Miller's Boat
January 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ron Miller's boat things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, heart, neck, kidney, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Herbie was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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