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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, mightily considered to be the best unexpected attraction at Dandy Lines

The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, mightily considered to be the best unexpected attraction at Dandy Lines

Ron Miller's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1956
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Seven plusses

Description

Ron Miller's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ron Miller's things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.

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