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Ron Miller's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tex
Ron Miller's Boat
May 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat used to be full of Ron Miller's boat things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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