Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Boat dark ride, positively considered to be the only archeological dark ride at Disney Land
Ron Miller's Boat
November 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero teacups (from www.LillianVille.com)
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Ron Miller's climbing structures, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may joke with machines.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
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