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Cogsworth's buoy-singing photo of Ron Miller's Boat

Pictured: Cogsworth's buoy-singing photo of Ron Miller's Boat

Ron Miller's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Zero plusses


Ron Miller's Boat was once jam-packed with Ron Miller's wacky possessions, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.

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