Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Miller's Boat ride during construction
Ron Miller's Boat
March 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Ron Miller's Boat was at one time stocked with Ron Miller's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a shocking ride, participants are required to bring their own safety pants.
- In 1978, this ride was rethemed to add images from the relatively obscure "Ron Miller's Boat" documentary.
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