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Ron Miller's Boat, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Ron Miller's Boat
December 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was once a playground of Ron Miller's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Contains trademarked effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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