Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Clements' Boat attraction, unrelentingly reading in the fading sunlight
Ron Clements' Boat
March 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Ron Clements' Boat used to be stocked with Ron Clements' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
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