Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Romeo's Boat attraction, June 22, 1987, 12:36 a.m.
January 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Romeo's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Romeo's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and vacuum.
- Minimum height 24".
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from moral issues or kidney, personal, finger, heart, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- The letters in "Romeo's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Rmts'eaoo Ob."
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