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The Romeo's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a store

Image: The Romeo's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a store

Romeo's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1961
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Romeo's Boat was designed to be a playground of Romeo's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and die.

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