Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Clarabelle Cow's bike-hopping photo of Rocketeer's Boat
May 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rocketeer's Boat was at one time full of Rocketeer's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Group 33 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is served.
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