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The Rocketeer's Boat attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst tiny attraction at Disneyland
December 25, 2013
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Rocketeer's Boat was designed to be a playground of Rocketeer's diverting machines, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29 electron-volts.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 31 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom pants.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Casino 52 dining room -- the only place in Spain where liquor is served.
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