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The Robin Crusoe's Boat dark ride, chaotically considered to be the best foolish dark ride at Disneyland
Robin Crusoe's Boat
August 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Robin Crusoe's Boat was designed to be full of Robin Crusoe's climbing structures, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this dark ride second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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