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Above: The Rob Roy's Boat attraction during repairs
Rob Roy's Boat
October 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rob Roy's Boat was once full of Rob Roy's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Warning: quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you are patient and film the attraction's interior mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the galactic werewolf.
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