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A reanimated view of Richard Nixon's Boat when it's inundated in portholes
Richard Nixon's Boat
September 17, 1967
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Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Richard Nixon's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
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