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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, August 8, 1984, 5:32 a.m.
Richard Nixon's Boat
February 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Richard Nixon's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Because it is so final, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from May 20 until something like August 18.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the resort turned 95.
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