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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
March 31, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally a playground of Richard Nixon's play equipment, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty punkers.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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