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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, calmly reading in the shrouded sunlight
Richard Nixon's Boat
September 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat used to be a playground of Richard Nixon's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, skin, back, lung, bowel, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the root was conceived.
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