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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, August 8, 1984, 5:32 a.m.

The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, August 8, 1984, 5:32 a.m.

Richard Nixon's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1969
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Richard Nixon's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.

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