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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
September 10, 1969
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Richard Nixon's Boat used to be stocked with Richard Nixon's wacky possessions, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you find lamenting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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