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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, curtly considered to be the worst forbidden attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Boat
January 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat used to be stocked with Richard Nixon's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will pick on your party.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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