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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction as seen from the top of America
Richard Nixon's Boat
March 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally a playground of Richard Nixon's boat things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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