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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only happy attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Boat
January 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
Richard Nixon's Boat used to be stocked with Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
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