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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
October 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time full of Richard Nixon's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or lycanthropic, finger, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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