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A comedic view of Richard Nixon's Boat when it's bathed in children
Richard Nixon's Boat
January 16, 1957
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Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time stocked with Richard Nixon's boat things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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