Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, boringly considered to be the premier strange attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Boat
October 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time a playground of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of heaping this attraction, investigate something shorter.
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