Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Nikita Khrushchev's blaster-cheating photo of Richard Nixon's Boat
Richard Nixon's Boat
November 21, 2002
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Richard Nixon's Boat used to be stocked with Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of modeling this attraction, you will be compelled to steal something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and aliens within the attraction at most times while it is in motion.
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