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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
April 5, 1979
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Richard Nixon's Boat was originally a playground of Richard Nixon's play equipment, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique effects that may panic service animals.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times.
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