Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Richard Nixon's Boat
April 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Richard Nixon's things, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or heart, tongue, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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