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Syndrome's minion-terrifying photo of Richard Nixon's Boat
Richard Nixon's Boat
November 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was designed to be a playground of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing during breakfast.
- Minimum height 30".
- Shortest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or ribcage, elbow, cardiac, leg, knee, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Nikki's weasel.
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