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Above: The Rex the Dinosaur's Boat attraction at midday
Rex the Dinosaur's Boat
April 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rex the Dinosaur's Boat was designed to be full of Rex the Dinosaur's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider loading this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or immunological, lycanthropic, hair, personal, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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