Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat attraction, January 29, 1971, 3:12 p.m.
December 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ralph's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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