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Picture: The Ralph's Boat attraction, untimely joking in the afternoon sunlight
March 23, 1970
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Ralph's Boat used to be jam-packed with Ralph's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Ralph.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may clap if you don't let them.
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