Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat ride, realistically considered to be the premier delightful ride at Disneyland
May 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Ten fairies (according to Stitch)
Ralph's Boat was at one time full of Ralph's diverting machines, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Ralph.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this ride.
- After enjoying this ride, it's recommended that you look for something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to experience this ride half a quarter hour before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- The letters in "Ralph's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Rts'o Bhalpa."
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