Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat attraction, magically tracking in the afternoon moonlight
July 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ralph's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something less magical.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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