Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Boat attraction, oddly considered to be the best busy attraction at Disneyland
November 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ralph's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from April 10 to May 11 (or there abouts).
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