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A white view of Ralph's Boat when it's not bathed in humans
June 5, 2007
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Ralph's Boat was once jam-packed with Ralph's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to puncture your party.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or stomach, finger, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions (in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to wear safety waivers.
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