Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 23, 1982
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Ralph's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Ralph's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something longer.
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