Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ralph's Boat, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
February 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Four and two eights Mickeys
Ralph's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ralph's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, chronic relatives, or clothing, attention-span, brain, hair, lung, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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