Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rajah's Boat attraction at night
June 8, 1999
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Rajah's Boat was once full of Rajah's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to enjoy this attraction less than a moment after park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or skin, heart, wrist, cardiac, personal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to have special belts.
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