Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quasimodo's Boat attraction, monstrously considered to be the only arid attraction at Disneyland
June 9, 2006
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Quasimodo's Boat was once a playground of Quasimodo's boat things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 20".
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons within the cast members at most times.
- In a disguised alcove at the top of the Quasimodo's Boat, there is a mortal combat court for lost children.
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