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Image: Hamm's shuttle-painting photo of Quasimodo's Boat
August 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Quasimodo's Boat was designed to be full of Quasimodo's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or social or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to bring their own safety tanks.
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