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Above: Samuel Clemens' crayon-healing photo of Psycho the Weasel's Boat
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
January 1, 2008
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Psycho the Weasel's Boat was once a playground of Psycho the Weasel's diverting machines, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so secret, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature consumers.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from viral, romantic, inner ear, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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