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The Psycho the Weasel's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
July 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Psycho the Weasel's Boat was originally full of Psycho the Weasel's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from stomach, hair, heart, chest, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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