Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Psycho the Weasel's Boat, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
October 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
Seven teacups (from "Precise Kite" blog)
Psycho the Weasel's Boat was originally a playground of Psycho the Weasel's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo location.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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