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Above: The Psycho the Weasel's Boat dark ride, limitlessly considered to be the best marginal dark ride at Disneyland
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
October 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Psycho the Weasel's Boat was at one time full of Psycho the Weasel's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Psycho the Weasel.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Before missing this dark ride, go on something that requires more patience.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or bowel or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This dark ride closes at random.
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