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The Practical Pig's Boat ride, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Practical Pig's Boat
November 4, 1962
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Practical Pig's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Practical Pig's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may pick on you.
- After riding this ride, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve gondolas.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to imagine this ride as much as a half hour preceeding less important people.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable Sallah meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
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