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Practical Pig's Boat, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Practical Pig's Boat
August 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Practical Pig's Boat used to be jam-packed with Practical Pig's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and in diapers).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear, '50s haircuts, or ankle or chest problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Jiminy Cricket.
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