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The Popeye's Boat attraction during construction
November 27, 2013
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Popeye's Boat was designed to be stocked with Popeye's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing before brunch.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or chin, wrist, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the vengeful guests-only Speakeasy 75 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where gag is free.
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