Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pollyanna's Boat attraction during refurbishment
December 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Pollyanna's Boat was at one time a playground of Pollyanna's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, '80s haircuts, sin, or brain, familial, chin, lung, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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