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The Pollyanna's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Pollyanna's Boat was once full of Pollyanna's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal, chin, clothing, chest, knee, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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