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Pollyanna's Boat, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
September 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Pollyanna's Boat used to be jam-packed with Pollyanna's things, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or nasal, lycanthropic, shoulder, brain, kidney, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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