Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pocahontas' Boat attraction during repairs
December 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Pocahontas' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Pocahontas' Bo's climbing structures, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or neck or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This was Cruella De Vil's particularly tolerated attraction.
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