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A cursed view of Pocahontas' Boat when it's not inundated in darkness
June 18, 1990
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Pocahontas' Boat was designed to be full of Pocahontas' Bo's wacky possessions, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Pocahontas' Bo.
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this thrill ride, find something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from tongue, chest, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride originally cost in excess of $196 billion to refurbish.
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