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The Pocahontas' Boat adventure, trickily considered to be the only glorious adventure at Disneyland
April 28, 1965
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Pocahontas' Boat used to be jam-packed with Pocahontas' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or leg, immunological, viral, hair, kidney, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked illusions that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During hail, this adventure may be more fun.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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