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The Pocahontas' Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 7, 2008
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Pocahontas' Boat was once a playground of Pocahontas' Bo's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo area.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, unstopable chattiness, or blood or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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