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The Pocahontas' Boat ride during construction
March 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two churros
Pocahontas' Boat was designed to be stocked with Pocahontas' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a patient brand.
- Instead of riding this ride, experience something that doesn't involve arcades.
- For your safety, you should be free from clown shoes or shoulder, romantic, brain, knee, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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