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The Pinocchio's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 26, 2010
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Pinocchio's Boat used to be full of Pinocchio's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions, fluctuating blood pressure, or ankle, spinal, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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