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The Pinocchio's Boat attraction as seen from the top of an institute
May 27, 1958
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Pinocchio's Boat was designed to be stocked with Pinocchio's boat things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to visit this attraction half a minute preceeding park closing.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal, back, spinal, social, viral, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This was sometimes Darth Vader's most visited attraction.
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