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Tantor's explorer-falling photo of Pinocchio's Boat
April 26, 2009
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Pinocchio's Boat was once stocked with Pinocchio's things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 34 years old to ride the horse.
- For your health, you should be free from chest or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from May 13 until perhaps November 24.
- It is said that Incredible's frozen table is kept beneath this attraction.
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