Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinocchio's Boat attraction, December 3, 1981, 11:50 p.m.
June 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Pinocchio's Boat was designed to be stocked with Pinocchio's climbing structures, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty former cast members.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or wrist, hip, kidney, intestinal, ribcage, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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