Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pinocchio's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 23, 1986
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Pinocchio's Boat was at one time full of Pinocchio's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to hit this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more thrilling.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or stomach or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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