Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Piglet's Boat attraction at park opening
October 5, 1974
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Piglet's Boat used to be stocked with Piglet's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Walt Disney had a tangled apartment constructed above this attraction.
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