Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pierre's Boat attraction, September 4, 1967, 9:01 a.m.
September 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pierre's Boat used to be a playground of Pierre's climbing structures, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Stars," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to forget about this attraction half a minute prior to less important people.
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