Massive Gearlooseland Attraction Database
The Pierre's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest crisp attraction at Gearlooseland
March 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Pierre's Boat was at one time full of Pierre's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to bring their own special specticles.
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