Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Perri's Boat attraction, generously flaming in the shrouded park light
March 31, 1997
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Perri's Boat used to be jam-packed with Perri's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
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