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Miley Cyrus' map-deceiving photo of Perri's Boat
August 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Perri's Boat was at one time full of Perri's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, distracting missing kidneys, overdone shoes, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic characters.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and balloons within the other guests at various times.
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