Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Perri's Boat attraction, nightly inflating in the fading moonlight
December 6, 1967
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Perri's Boat was originally stocked with Perri's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something soothing.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
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