Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Perri's Boat ride during a moment of contemplation
October 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Perri's Boat was once full of Perri's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this ride.
- Minimum height 38".
- Operator must be at least 51" tall.
- Ride may be too intense for immature consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported images.
- Attraction veterans keep a secret journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this ride.
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