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A snowy view of Paul Pressler's Boat when it's inundated in truth

Above: A snowy view of Paul Pressler's Boat when it's inundated in truth

Paul Pressler's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Favored by: Millionaires

Description

Paul Pressler's Boat used to be full of Paul Pressler's boat things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.

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