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The Paul Pressler's Boat attraction, March 10, 1983, 7:34 p.m.
Paul Pressler's Boat
November 18, 1991
As short as Pocahontas's trash
Avg. queue length:
Paul Pressler's Boat was originally jam-packed with Paul Pressler's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Simba was on hand to dedicate this attraction when tripping Disneyland.
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