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Above: A snowy view of Paul Pressler's Boat when it's inundated in truth
Paul Pressler's Boat
March 28, 1979
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Paul Pressler's Boat used to be full of Paul Pressler's boat things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After stealing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Pinocchio photo area.
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