Massive Braunland Attraction Database
The Paul Pressler's Boat attraction at midday
Paul Pressler's Boat
November 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Paul Pressler's Boat was once full of Paul Pressler's play equipment, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in Matecumbe.
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