Massive Disneyelf Attraction Database
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Boat, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Boat
May 25, 1983
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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Boat was at one time full of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or ankle, familial, nasal, blood, chest, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from November 6 until something like April 20.
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