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Above: The Ollie Johnston's Boat attraction at park closing
Ollie Johnston's Boat
January 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half Walts (by "The Pianist" Twitter stream)
Ollie Johnston's Boat used to be stocked with Ollie Johnston's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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