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The Ollie Johnson's Boat dark ride at night
Ollie Johnson's Boat
July 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ollie Johnson's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Ollie Johnson's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this dark ride first thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from cardiac or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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