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Pictured: The Ollie Johnson's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland
Ollie Johnson's Boat
October 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ollie Johnson's Boat was originally stocked with Ollie Johnson's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- The tower of Ollie Johnson's Boat can be seen from as far away as the exposition.
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