Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ollie Johnson's Boat attraction at dusk
Ollie Johnson's Boat
September 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ollie Johnson's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ollie Johnson's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider storytelling this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can ride.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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