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The Ollie Johnson's Boat attraction during refurbishment

The Ollie Johnson's Boat attraction during refurbishment

Ollie Johnson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2003
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're national)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of five jollies (according to some gal named Maynard)

Description

Ollie Johnson's Boat was originally stocked with Ollie Johnson's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Ollie Johnson.

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