Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nikki's Boat attraction at midday
March 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter jollies
Nikki's Boat was designed to be full of Nikki's things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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