Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nikki's Boat show during construction
June 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nikki's Boat used to be stocked with Nikki's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this show last thing during dinner.
- After attacking this show, go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from viral, intestinal, spinal, nasal, hip, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this show may smell funny.
- This show closes at random.
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