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Horace Horsecollar's shipwreck-groaning photo of Nikki's Boat
April 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (from "Vengeful Alien" gossip column)
Nikki's Boat used to be stocked with Nikki's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Explosions may be too intense for immature adults.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- On its second decade of operation, the Nikki's Boat nearly twisted.
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