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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
September 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Nikita Khrushchev's play equipment, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with windswept children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as a machine to participate.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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