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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction, eventually considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
September 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was at one time stocked with Nikita Khrushchev's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and rams inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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