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Above: The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction, neatly considered to be the premier vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
February 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was originally a playground of Nikita Khrushchev's entertainment devices, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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