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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nikita Khrushchev's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1978
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Nikita Khrushchev's play equipment, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.

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