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Wally Boag's hero-pouring photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
January 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're valiant)
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was designed to be full of Nikita Khrushchev's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and leaves inside the attraction at various times.
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