Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Napoleon's Boat attraction, October 30, 1963, 12:52 a.m.
June 12, 1969
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Napoleon's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Napoleon's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or shoulder, tongue, knee, ankle, or clothing issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses within the cast members at various times.
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