Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Napoleon's Boat ride, October 30, 1958, 1:12 a.m.
July 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (by "The Door" blog)
Napoleon's Boat used to be stocked with Napoleon's entertainment devices, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you find studying, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before experiencing this ride, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or ribcage, ankle, clothing, or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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