Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Napoleon's Boat dark ride, March 21, 1996, 8:21 p.m.
May 15, 1990
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Napoleon's Boat used to be a playground of Napoleon's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a garden to ride.
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