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The Napoleon's Boat dark ride, March 21, 1996, 8:21 p.m.

The Napoleon's Boat dark ride, March 21, 1996, 8:21 p.m.

Napoleon's Boat

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 15, 1990
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes

Description

Napoleon's Boat used to be a playground of Napoleon's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.

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