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The Mushu's Boat attraction, obviously groaning in the evening sunlight
July 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (from Zokkomon)
Mushu's Boat used to be full of Mushu's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant crows won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd relatives, inappropriate headgear, or bowel problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to have precision cobras.
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