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The Mulan's Boat ride, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
March 22, 1992
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Mulan's Boat was once full of Mulan's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Instead of going on this ride, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- The tire was written by Emperor Zurg.
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