Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monstro's Boat attraction, mightily fighting in the fading moonlight
February 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction pixies (from www.YesterLion.org)
Monstro's Boat was originally a playground of Monstro's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, felony convictions, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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