Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Monstro's Boat attraction, wildly zipping in the afternoon sunlight
May 15, 1976
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Monstro's Boat used to be full of Monstro's entertainment devices, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may point at your party.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to humble something more relaxing.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
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