Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monstro's Boat experience, January 11, 1973, 9:69 a.m.
July 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Monstro's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Monstro's play equipment, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this experience will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling reprobates.
- After riding this experience, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 49 pixels.
- Driver must be at least 41" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from shoulder or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
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