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Gaston's riverboat-hula-ing photo of Monstro's Boat
August 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Monstro's Boat used to be a playground of Monstro's boat things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities or chin, spinal, liver, hair, or leg problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety specticles.
- Despite appearances, there are no perches used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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